my scottish grandma on children: “we spend years teachin’ the wee bairns how tae blther an’ dander, n’ twentee years later ye cannae get the bastarts tae shut their puss n' sit their arse down!”
translated
we spend years teaching children how to talk and walk and 20 years later we can’t tell them to shut up and sit down
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