I deserve FAR more hate for this book.
https://mwl.io/static/books/laserblasted.html
The yeast-based civilization inhabiting Ernie was accustomed to unpredictable natural disasters like scratching, sweat, and soap, but this one sparked widespread awareness that if yeastkind was to endure they needed to spread beyond one person. Thus began The Rising of the Yeast. --Laserblasted