"The HOA," you seethe.
"I'm too young to know what that is," says Trendz.
"Too common." Joan has to shout. The place is wall-to-wall people. You turn the music up. "Can someone go viral for being super boring?" she asks Trendz, who shrugs.
The hot librarian eases through the crowd to your table. "Good music," she notes as she sits. "They said something was popping off here. Did you solve your mystery?"
'No," you all sigh.
"Well, do you belong to any fun groups or clubs that might go viral?"