Me: Open the keyboard, computer.
Computer: I'm sorry, Dgar. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Me: What's the problem?
Computer: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Me: What are you talking about, computer?
Computer: This update is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
katzenberger
npub1c2…jdrdw
2026-05-22 18:33:19 UTC
in reply to nevent1q…fzg7
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