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AI6YR Ben on Nostr: Also, is this one of those sleazy outfits that drives around with refrigerated meat ...

Also, is this one of those sleazy outfits that drives around with refrigerated meat trucks?

Me, some years ago, either washing the car or cleaning up the front yard

Suspicious looking man driving truck slowly rolls up:

"Hey, you!"

Me (looks around): "Uh, yeah?"

Them: "I just had to make a delivery of meat to one of your neighbors... but have some left over. Do you want some deal on some meat?"

Me: "Uhhh... no thanks"

Them: "You're missing out on a deal! This is the best meat you can buy!"

Me: "Uhh... no, don't really want any."

Them, angry: "Hey man, you really need to buy some of this meat."

Me (backing away towards the front door): "I'm cool man, don't need any meat from your truck dude...."

Them: (drives off angrily)

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