(eval 'Toast) ; {:soon :eth0} on Nostr: Imagine you’re a 12-13 year old teenager in the UKKK and you’re like “finally, ...
Imagine you’re a 12-13 year old teenager in the UKKK and you’re like “finally, I have figured out how to set up a forbidden vpn, I can find out what the government has been trying to hide from us”.
So you go on Google Images Romania and you look up “big boobs” and it’s just images of this cat. It’s an amazing, incredible cat, but you tell yourself “there’s no way this is it”.
So you look up “big boobs smothering” since you saw a legal document talk about that being banned specifically and you see… you see the same cat sitting on someone’s chest. You now understand. This is what they were trying to hide. You must inform the rest of your class immediately.
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2026-11-01 08:59:40 UTCEvent JSON
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