despite confirming it at pickup… my duo did NOT, in fact, greet me by name when i powered it up.
what does that even look like?! i can only assume this is a "bort scenario" and they pre-rendered thousands of possible names… except mine
fact: on the E.T. adventure ride, E.T. called me "charles" :(
Cabel Sasser
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2026-10-23 21:37:38 UTC
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