Calvinists: "So God hates you and made you so you'd burn in hell but that's good, actually."
Anglican: "I'm an ex-Evangelical who read the church fathers but I'm still too scared to convert to Catholicism"
Orthodox: "idk I heard this Church was based and homophobic on tiktok so I started going because I thought it would be cool."
Catholic: "Either I literally don't care at all about the Church and just go here because I'm Italian/Irish or I'm a radicalized 14 year old who's obsessed with the crusades"
Methodist: "I go here because my family has always went here and also I'm kinda woke"
Lutheran: "I go here because my family has always went here and also I'm kinda woke"
Evangelical: "I go here because they worship Trump and I looooveee Trump"
Unitarian Universalist: "I literally hate Christianity lol I just go here because it's woke and they do cool charity work"
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