Yakyu Night Owl on Nostr: Capitalists: "We really oughta run the whole country like a business!" *hides ...

Capitalists: "We really oughta run the whole country like a business!"

*hides workplace fatalities and financial losses*

*hires cronies and mouth-breathing halfwits*

*embezzles and funnels funds to themselves*

*diminishes product safety and value for profit*

*mysterious fires in facilities leads to insurance money*

*quietly moves overseas where there isn't an extradition treaty*

Capitalists: "We've suggested all of this for years!"

*everyone looks at the capitalists and picks up a brick*