Dispatches from my "road trip" across the Twin Cities Metro:
Saww a dude who looks like #JDVance without makeup.
#ThatFuckingKMart is a big ol' empty lot, they still haven't connected Nicolette Ave to itself.
We (*koff* #SplendaDaddy *koff*) took a wrong turn, and we own our mistakes while driving in this household. Unexpected neighborhood tour of Minneapolis!
Me, 2 minutes later, "Hey, I've been lost here before!"
2 hours, and a trunkful of plants, later: We're off to #SaveBigMoneyAtMenards. And now every Midwesterner who reads this has that jingle stuck in their heads. Bwahahahaha!
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