The Border Crossing
*breathes sigh of relief to leave the US*
*moments later on the Canadian side*
"Just a few questions to confirm your documents."
"Robert E. Lee, Bruce Lee, or Geddy Lee?"
"Which one is Canadian, Tom Green or Red Green?"
"Can you pronounce the word "D-E-C-A-L-S" for me?"
"Explain the main differences between a two-line pass and icing."
"What is the stage name of Aldo Caporuscio?"
"Last one. Best Second City. Toronto or Chicago?"
"Welcome home."
#MicroFiction #Canada
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