there is an entire CALENDAR of flatulence holidays!
Farty Gras
Stinko de Mayo
Farter's Day
Farts of July
Fartsgiving
Fartmas
I was largely unaware of this until I read about it on birdsite probably 15 years ago. There are probably some I've forgotten.
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