I did it!
I packaged up 4 Heart Chew Necklaces with 2 of each color and my trademark store logo stickers on the bag packaging. Put them into individual black organza bags to keep them clean and for better presentation. Grabbed a couple of my business cards I made last year. Put on light grey dress pants I haven’t worn since I last had a job in 2021, and a sleeveless black dress shirt. Then got in my power wheelchair and went to 2 children’s clinics to physically hand them my Heart Chew Necklaces in person.
I always impulsively say the wrong thing, but I happened to blurt out the exact right thing to say, “Hi, I’m autistic and ADHD, and I designed a heart chew necklace for aggressive chewers that I think could really help your patients. It was tested by an adult extreme chewer, and she actually recommended it as great for heavy chewers for children in her Everyday Health article. I am going to leave you with 2 of these, 1 of each color to give to 2 of your patients to test them out for you, and if you like it I have a lot more available for bulk purchase.”
At the autism services clinic I replaced “patients” with “children you work with” and polished the “It was tested by an extreme adult chewer and she actually recommended it as great for children with heavy chewing needs in her Everyday Health article.” (Thank you for that nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqf2zumfedqx6zcr4elvhthxqd7h7s8ufkgdcxj0atckm5g0kv6pmq5fm7l3 (nprofile…m7l3))
I didn’t know what they would think about a random autistic walking into their clinic with heart shaped chew necklaces I designed for aggressive chewers, but both clinics were SO excited when I handed them 2 Heart Chew Necklaces.
I am sure the first thing they did was to go to one of 2 major search engines, look up “the autistic innovator” and read the full glowing endorsement from the search AI models.
I dropped it off earlier in the morning, so they will have at least 6 hours to give the heart chews to 2 different aggressive chewing children.
As hard as others have tried to keep my Heart Chew Necklace from being seen in search so no one ever sees it, no SEO click sabotage can stop me from physically wheeling into a clinic and physically handing them 2 Heart Chew Necklaces.
The Autistic Innovator®
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