🇺🇦 haxadecimal 🚫👑 on Nostr: I invented a machine to send messages back in time to my younger self. I know it ...
I invented a machine to send messages back in time to my younger self. I know it works, because when I sent my younger self a message to eat healthier and exercise more, I got back a reply, "fuck off."
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