"I wanted to serve my country!"
I mean we're not disagreeing here. You wanted to serve Amerikkka, a fascist country doing fascism for oil companies. So you wanted to help fascism - we're not arguing, not really.
"I needed the money!"
Crack dealers make decent money and I don't see you telling me slangin' in a noble profession because people need the money...
Sorry mate - you literally signed up, on purpose, to whack brown kids for oil companies. You're last on my list of concerns re: Trump.