me when I want to send the performance of my application into the gutter!!!!
why bother just having a function that does a thing that calls functions which do things? instead you can lobotomize your code by spreading behaviour for things all over the place and make it fucking impossible to trace!
solo
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2026-10-28 20:25:36 UTC
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