I told my dad I crashed, he said “take it as a sign and be done with it”.
To which I responded, “yeah, two wheels means one goes out and you’re screwed. I just need one good wheel. 😈 (Electric unicycle)”
In all seriousness, this is why I always wear gear even if it’s 90 (like it was today); I walked away with only bruises.
Matt Hamilton
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2026-06-13 23:16:40 UTC
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