Just saw an American Heart Association ad that basically was "this woman almost died having a baby! Support our research so more stupid people who shouldn't be having babies can have more babies!!!!"
Pardon me if you don't hear the sonic-boom crack of me whipping out a nonexistent checkbook.
If having a human baby might kill you, and you do it anyway, fuck you. Die. One less stupid reproducing is a positive benefit.
The Turtle
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