I just got an amazon scammer on the phone, calling to tell me that' An order was placed for Apple iPhone'
and they were *supposedly* calling to confirm it.
Of course most people go 'No no it wasn't me of course not, what do I do?'
To which they would take over my machine and do unspeakable things.
I just said 'Yep, I placed that order'
and totally derailed the script.
All he could do was hang up.
tosswank!
Andre Louis
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2026-04-14 08:53:52 UTC
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