umbrel on Nostr: try hugging your chase bank account. you feel nothing. cold glass. hug your node. ...
try hugging your chase bank account. you feel nothing. cold glass.
hug your node. feel the warmth of 10 minutes of cpu cycles verifying a block.
this is what satoshi wanted.
Published at
2025-12-22 11:16:48 UTCEvent JSON
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