Asking for a *friend*:
At what age do we stop falling over & start having falls?
No, *for a friend*. Not me! I DID NOT HAVE A FALL!
Well, yes, since you ask, I did slip on a slimy surface & fall over, scoring a bloody knee, but that's *completely* different!
[repeats while rocking]
I'm old, but not THAT old,
I'm old, but not THAT old,
I'm old, but not THAT old,
I'm old, but not THAT old
[occasional sobbing]
š¤ It's not working
I'm ok, 'tis but a scratch, but... š“
#ageing
thefathippy
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