"Wow! That was you? You were great in that movie, and The Exorcist too-- shame about the sequel."
PARDON ME, WHAT?
"Oh, and when you were Ming the Merciless, and Ernst Stavo Blofeld, and the king in Conan... Hey, what was it like working with Robin Williams in that trippy Vincent Ward movie."
I THINK, PERHAPS--
"Minority Report, Needful Things, Star Wars, Game of Thrones even. I'm a huge fan. Can I get your autograph?"
FORGET IT. I'M JUST GOING TO LEAVE.