car drivers: if you’re going to ride your bike on the road then you HAVE to follow the road rules!!
bike riders: ok
car drivers: also i’m not going to give you your right of way at intersections
bike riders: wait what, why?
car drivers: because you’re a bike
Hailey
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2025-06-19 06:28:40 UTC
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