Three Scarves for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Scarf to rule them all,
One Scarf to find them,
One Scarf to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
(In The Silmarillion, Tolkien popularized "scarves" as an irregular plural for "scarf," despite traditional grammar preferring "scarfs")
and yes, you made a lovely meme.
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