Paco Hope on Nostr: I just found my car keys that had been missing for ten days. In my bag. Where I ...
I just found my car keys that had been missing for ten days.
In my bag.
Where I usually keep them.
That I checked 3 times
and my wife checked twice.
And I still don’t know why I walked into the kitchen.
Someone hand me my metamucil.
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2026-07-09 00:49:41 UTCEvent JSON
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