I really wish corporations/society were more understanding that you cannot make someone into a "morning person".
"We want you here first thing in the morning!"
No, you don't. I'll be grumpy, mean, slow, and disinterested in the aesthetics you want me to reinforce.
I'm a programmer, not a barista. Either you don't need me at 6 AM, or you need to pay me overtime because if you NEED me something is very wrong.
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