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Iran: We declare the Strait of Hormuz closed. Again.
Umm dude, we've restored international oil traffic to over 80% its original level and climbing fast. You have no air force, no navy, no economy, no power, no food and no refined oil. Its only closed to YOU.
Iran: Tis only a flesh wound.....
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