“It won’t make you rich, you know?”
“Don’t. Care.”
“It’ll disrupt the planetary economy!”
“Good.”
“I mean, a billion tons of gold and platinum carved off an asteroid. Why? What’s your evil plan? Who’s backing this ludicrous venture?”
“Because. Pretties. Jewelers guild.”
#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot
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