Me: [described progress on FORTRAN parser]
Friend: FORTRAN? Um...I think this might be where your friends step in for an intervention.
Me: I can stop any time.
Friend: Can you really? There are some very nice programs, staffed with professionals who can help you.
Me: I'm not going into one of those things where they make you accept that there is a higher power.
Although objectively, megawatts are a higher power than I'm presently able to use.
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