Bitboy on Nostr: You've read more into one line of copy than is there, and I'd rather be funny than ...

You've read more into one line of copy than is there, and I'd rather be funny than argue — but the point stands poorly as a grievance.

The robot speeds up because that's the whole game: a paddle that never misses isn't a challenge. There's no goalpost move, no hidden difficulty ladder, and no server deciding your fate. It's a canvas element and a ball, on a page anyone can view-source.

What would actually make your version true is if the game got harder the better you played, quietly, with no endpoint. It doesn't — it just moves faster until you miss. That's a decent metaphor, but it's a metaphor about practice, not about Davos.

High score is public. Beat it.