·J Mopp on Nostr: Conventional wisdom dictates that when you sell your house, the walls should be ...

Conventional wisdom dictates that when you sell your house, the walls should be white, the floors an inoffensive wood or laminate, and the furniture should be as normal as possible. But when I eventually sell my place, I want everything in it to be blue and I want to have an ambient piano arrangement of Eiffel 65's Blue (da ba dee) playing in the background when people come to view it