What do you call a small horse that only has three legs? A wonky donkey!
And what do you call a one-eyed three-legged small horse? A winky wonky donkey!
And what about a one-eyed three-legged small horse that's playing the piano? A honky-tonky winky wonky donkey!
And now that it's got a wooden leg? A plinky-plonky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey!
Andrew Rendle
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