"The shelter’s executive director went on to say 'with any luck, enough homeless people will die in the cold, we will be able to justify closing the shelter, permanently, but keep the paychecks flowing to the staff.'"
Then she bared her fangs and cackled maniacally, as her hair stood on end and began to emit sparks.
"Die, puny humans!" she screeched.
Gaian the Resurrector
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2026-09-30 00:08:54 UTC
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