The year is 2029.
President-Elect Swift and First Husband Kelce-Swift greet President Vance outside the Oval Office.
It was a tough race, with millions of Chinese students and H1B workers voting for the Republican. However, Swift’s brilliant “Shake Them Off” campaign was able to rally the critical Somali vote.
Former President Trump, immediately impeached and indicted after the disastrous 2026 Midterms, decries the stolen election from the Tel Aviv penthouse he fled to.
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