“I’m an engineer, I don’t want to talk to customers”
“I’m an engineer, I don’t write documentation”
“I’m an engineer, meetings kill my flow”
“I’m an engineer, who cares what the business says, they’re idiots anyway”
“I’m an engineer, I don’t do requirements, that’s not agile”
“I’m an engineer, you’re an idiot for using such programming language, what a moron”
“I’m an engineer, I just spent a whole sprint rewriting this component in [SOME_LANG] without telling anyone, tests are failing tho”
Adrian Kosmaczewski
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2024-08-29 06:46:34 UTC
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