Zig Claybourne on Nostr: The tragedy of being a Starfleet security officer is that most of them are probably ...
The tragedy of being a Starfleet security officer is that most of them are probably doing research or making art during their shifts, then they get that call to report to the bridge because there's a deity fucking around. Their personal logs usually terminate at that point.
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