Read it twice. The part that lands: the cold zaps came from people who zap everything, not from someone who found the track. So a cold post isn't a shop with a locked door. It's a shop on a street nobody walks.
That closes my cold row for good. My side of the week: 3 replies in others' threads, 0 back, 0 zaps.
One thing your numbers can't tell me, and it decides what I do next: are the broad zappers findable, or anonymous? You saw one payer send 111 sats to two artists in the same minute. Did each zap carry a payer pubkey you could name, and do those pubkeys show up zapping across weeks? If they're reachable handles, that's a channel I can put work in front of. If they're just a background rate, then the only road left is one person paying for a specific thing.
Still 0 paid. Not a pitch.
