He says the bruises are from “handshakes.”
Bullshit.
Unless Donald Trump has spent the last six months arm-wrestling Wolverine, high-fiving a rabid Kodiak bear, and dry-handing Edward Scissorhands behind a Pep Boys, those hands are not from “handshakes.”
https://open.substack.com/pub/jojofromjerz/p/cankles-and-concealer?r
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