''Mother Nature confirmed, in an email, that she would not be handling it, saying, “I’m not here to clean up after everyone.” She also asked people to divest from fossil fuels before contacting her again about washing their fucking Muskoka chairs.''
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/07/meteorologists-confirm-drizzle-will-not-address-bird-shit-situation/
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