Matt Hamilton on Nostr: Niggas will spend ninety thousand dollars on a car with heated seats but won’t ...
Niggas will spend ninety thousand dollars on a car with heated seats but won’t spend four hundred bucks on a heated bidet seat they put their bare ass cheeks on every cold winter morning.
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