Uncle Duke on Nostr: One evening, several years ago, after nearly half a century, I was finally able to ...

One evening, several years ago, after nearly half a century, I was finally able to fulfill a lifelong ambition. A man walked into my store, obviously drunk, and asked me to call him a cab. I looked him squarely in the eyes and said, “You’re a cab.” Keep the faith, people. Dreams really do come true.