3/?
Time to make dinner. I went through 2 glasses of wine getting this together. 2 Tablespoons red onion. What am I supposed to do with the rest of the onion?
The ingredient list isn't in order. Jerks.
I've never used white beans. What are these weird bits? Shell? Casing? I pick out the beans and throw away the weird bits.
TJ of the Side-Eye
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