THE DILDO DISTRIBUTION DELEGATION
https://www.closertotheedge.net/p/the-dildo-distribution-delegation
"The cops stood there, choking us, shooting pepper balls at people holding noise makers and rubber penises, desperately trying to reassert dominance over pieces of silicone that had emotionally defeated them in under sixty seconds. They couldn’t pick them up. They couldn’t leave them there. They couldn’t kick them away without becoming a meme......"
Jurjen Heeck 🍋
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2026-01-27 09:51:00 UTC
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