James Smith 💾 on Nostr: Scrolling the BBC news website, saw this, and *100% honestly* read it at first as ...
Scrolling the BBC news website, saw this, and *100% honestly* read it at first as "How to keep your baby cool in a microwave".
Sometimes being a fast reader is... somewhat inaccurate.
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