Sugar :verified: on Nostr: I'm working at Starbucks today, and a boy orders two cake pops. Unicorn cake pops. I ...
I'm working at Starbucks today, and a boy orders two cake pops. Unicorn cake pops. I asked him if he wants a boy, a girl, two boys or two girls or maybe one that's some other gender, whatever he wants. Just being cute~
He orders one boy and one girl. That's what I deliver.
But then he corners me, when he asks "how do you know the difference?"
😳 My answer: "the boy unicorns have a slightly longer stick than the girl unicorns."
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