It is International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
One of the classic jokes for the occasion:
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his belt buckle.
The barkeep asks: Do you know you have a wheel over your crotch?
The pirate says, "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, and it's driving me nuts.
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