I just deposited $2,000 cash into my corporate checking account. The teller counted it and then typed two zero zero zero zero backspace. I jokingly said "you can deposit 20k in there if you'd like. I'd be cool with it."
With a shocked and embarassed laugh she said "how did you know?"
With a smile I replied "I'm always counting things. It's part of my autism." 😅
Gardiner Bryant
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