I have hired a helper to work with me on my gardens.
No, I am not that old and feeble. I do however lack impulse control and the number of plants under management has overwhelmed me.
Peter Gabriel's song "No Self Control" comes to mind, although to be honest I only know the chorus and it is probably about murder and sex or something specific, but whatever it is not like you know the lyrics either.😛
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