Isn't it awful, and mildly embarrassing, being behind an old bodach in the queue in Lidl, when he gets flustered at the speed of the cashier, tries to pack two bags at once, and lets the cooler bag containing 2x 2l milk drop, resulting in what can only be called a volcanic lactic explosion across the floor.
Reader, I was that bodach.
In other news, 2l milk cartons have interesting points of failure under sudden percussive pressure.
Stevan
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