too stupid for friends on Nostr: An actual call I just had. > :blobcatbot: Thank you for calling $Insurance! I can ...
An actual call I just had.
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Thank you for calling $Insurance! I can speak and understand full sentences. Please tell me how I can help you!
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Let me talk to an agent.
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*thinking for a second* I can help you with your policy! Do you have a policy with us?
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Let me talk to an agent.
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Before I can forward you to an agent, I need to know what you need help with regarding your policy. Can you tell me what you're calling for?
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NO. Forward me to an agent.
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I'm sorry, I don't understand. Before I can forward you to an agent I will need your policy number--
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FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU OH MY FUCKING GOD I HATE FUCKING TALKING TO ROBOTS
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*tone change* I'm sorry you're displeased. Let me forward you to an agent that can help you.
This isn't an exaggeration either. I really fucking lost my patience with that robot.
Published at
2023-08-02 17:27:26 UTCEvent JSON
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